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" Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, [Chardonnay in one hand, chocolate in the other], body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, ‘WOO HOO! What a Ride!’ "
M. Leyrer, n.d., Seattle, WA